Wednesday, August 22, 2007

What the Effing EF.

Public announcement:

Let me read what I want, Neil. You know who you are. Because I can't name the 3 main characters of "To Kill a Mockingbird," a "great literary work of art" as you so challengingly called it, you are assuming I am a slutty, bitchy, shallow piece of literary CRAP. Oh, Neil, I'm so sorry! I had no idea you would waste your precious time that you could have been reading great literary art to read some silly, slutty, childish piece of crap. I didn't know you cared.

Get off my back, Neil. You are so different it's not even funny. If I ef up my life, you can let my do that. Because it's my life and I'm not spending it on growing up WAY before my time. I am still young and I have a lot of life ahead of me, even if I was to die tonight. If I died to tonight, I would die happy for two reasons.

1. I let myself read what I wanted.
2. I stood up for myself, my tastes, and my future.

Get it?
Got it?

Good.

1 comment:

N. Ryan said...

oh so gaudy. come on mikaela..you don't think I was criticizing your likings do you? and don't call me 'Neil', it's less warm and more high and mighty, (don't think of me like that anyways).